lolsofunny:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

“MY CEREAL!!!”

I will reblog this every time I see it on my dash

biieberhole69:

ed-ingle:

if it makes you all feel any better one time chris brown had food poisoning and went to fart on stage and shit his pants 

it does actually